这个是什么鬼 The hell is this?
我知道 我也收到了一封 I know. I got one, too.
我在小凯撒披萨店打过工 I used to work at little caesars,
现在他们给我寄了些优惠券 And now they send me coupons!
真是千里迢迢寄过来啊 They've come a long way.
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一个月前我就把这套房子卖了 I sold this house a month ago.
他们只不过随便刷了层新油漆 They just slapped on a new coat of paint
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就把价格翻倍然后转卖出去 And re-sold it for double the price.
哇哦 颜色真漂亮 Wow. That color is beautiful.
去和那些在这个天空色的死亡陷阱上 Tell that to the birds who cracked their skulls
撞爆头的小鸟说去吧 On this sky-colored death trap.
噢 真希望我能付得起一套房子的首付 Oh, I wish I had the down payment to buy a house
整修一下然后卖出去 To fix up and sell.
炒房 钱就是这么来的 House flipping -- that's where the real money is.
嗯 你要是需要一个承包商的话 Well, if you ever need a contractor,
我刚翻新好我们的房子 I just finished renovating our house.
噢 Oh.
抹去了马文前妻的所有痕迹 Erased all memories of marvin's ex,
除了她的壁画 其实还蛮漂亮的 Minus her wall murals, which are actually quite beautiful.
“穿越历史的马” 画得挺好的 "Horses through history". They're nice.
请问哪位是黄太太 有您的花 Flowers for mrs. Huang?
什么 What?
谁会给我送花 Who sent me flowers?
是我的
我的男朋友刚过世了
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男朋友 什么男朋友 Boyfriend? What boyfriend?
噢 不 难以置信查尔斯竟然去世了 Oh, no, I can't believe charles passed.
翻译 九月
噢 很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry.
谢谢
我们的爱情时间很短 但是我们很快乐
我不会说中文 I can't speak chinese,
但是从你的语气里我能看出你现在还好 But I can tell from your tone that you're doing okay.
等等 你知道她有个男朋友 Wait. You knew she had a boyfriend?
是我介绍他们认识的 I introduced them.
查尔斯和马文过去合作过一个牙科业务 Charles and marvin use to work for the same dental practice.
他是马文的牙科导师 He was marvin's dental mentor.
他的"牙导" His "Dentor".
翻译 花卷儿
牙导 真逗 Dentor. That's funny.
等等 所以 你不知道她有个男朋友 Wait. So, you didn't know she had a boyfriend?
不知道 No.
翻译 小伍
但有些事现在确实说得通了 But it does explain some things.
你什么时候开始熬到这么晚的 Since when do you stay out so late?
都快七点半了 It's almost 7:30.
喝太多酒啦
埃文 Evan?
是我
我在讲电话
噢 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
我能借一双丝袜吗
我以为她只是又在弄些自制茶包 I thought she was just making homemade tea bags again.
翻译 晚秋
但是我想是她太保密了 But I guess she's so private,
校对 午饭没吃饱的Bunny
我没法知道 There's no way I could have known.
我们听说了查尔斯的死讯 很抱歉 We heard about charles. We're so sorry.
我一直都很喜欢听他对于地方政治的见解 I always enjoyed his opinions on local politics.
时轴 好困的Bunny
现在这算什么 What is happening?
我一定要给查尔斯的律师打回电话
他在遗嘱里留了钱给我
埃默里 Emery...
把能吃的挑下来
待会我做沙拉
重大消息 I have big news.
你找到了那条钻进我们冰箱的流浪狗 You found the stray dog that gets into our freezer?
因为我要收养它 'cause I'll adopt him.
你妈妈是不可能允许你这么做的 There's no way your mom signs off on that.
压制 yummy
她也会收养它的 她在放松 She will too. She's mellowing out.
-你还记得 -不 跟狗没关系 -do you remember the -- -no, it's not about the dog.
这则消息将会深深地影响到 It is news that will affect
感谢海外录制人员
你们中的每一个 是每一个 Each and every one of you profoundly.
总监 Bunny
欢迎致电牧场主餐厅 Cattleman's ranch.
噢 天呐 Oh, my god.
我以我最快的速度赶来了 I came as soon as I could!
埃迪的第一场校园舞会 需要我怎么做 我能做什么 Eddie's first school dance. How can I help? What can I do?
嗯 我在电话里详细讲过了 Well, I went into great detail about it on the phone.
你听到了多少 How much did you hear?
呃 "七年级舞会快要到了" Uh, "The 7th grade dance is coming up..."
然后 我就在这啦 And then here I am.
作为中学校长 我很忙的 As the principal of a middle school, I'm very busy.
但我想我能匀出点时间再和你说一遍 But I guess I can make some time to go over it again.
肖娜 把我十二点半的那件事推一下 Shauna, push my 12:30.
你是指我们待会要去 You mean when you said
尝下新开的冰冻酸奶冰淇淋店这件事 we'd go try that new fro-yo place?
是 推后这件事 Yes, push that.
嗯 我们是想问下父母能不能为秋季舞会 So, we're asking parents if they can help out
捐赠些食物或陪同孩子一起参加 At the fall ball by donating food or chaperoning.
秋季舞会 多美的名字啊 "The fall ball." What a beautiful name.
自从我搬来美国后 Eddie's first dance is something I've looked forward to
我就很期待埃迪的第一场舞会 Ever since I moved to this country.
你是怎么知道美国舞会的 How do you know about american dances?
你是在台湾长大的 You grew up in... taiwan?
-是 台湾 -台湾 -yes, taiwan. -taiwan.
嗯 你知道在披萨中间的 Well, you know those plastic tables they have
那些塑料小桌吗 In the center of the pizzas?
我知道 让盖子不会盖到芝士上 接着说 Yes, they keep the lid off the cheese. Go on.
嗯 我过去就是在一家工厂做这些的 Well, I used to work in a factory that made those.
为了让我们保持干劲 To keep morale up,
他们经常会放些约翰·休斯的电影 They would play john hughes movies on the vcr.
《红粉佳人》 一遍又一遍的放 "Pretty in pink" Over and over again.
为什么她这么喜欢穿粉红色 Why does she wear so much pink?
他们还没有解释这个 老周 They haven't explained that yet, chau.
这个电影应该叫作《悲伤的红发女去了舞会》 They should call this movie "Sad redhead goes to the dance".
好了 老周 Okay, chau.
台湾生活听起来很艰苦啊 Wow, taiwan sounds rough.
那不是在台湾 那是在新泽西 That wasn't in taiwan. That was in new jersey.
我开车经过新泽西一次 I drove through new jersey once.
我起码看了一百遍这部电影 I must have watched that movie 100 times.
我想要是我能 I thought it would be as
参加一场美国舞会的话 我就离这部电影很近了 close as I ever got to an American dance.
但是我现在要在我儿子的舞会上来体验它了 But now I get to experience it through my son.
够了 我一直在偷听你们说话 All right, I've been eavesdropping,
而你们所讲的完全不值得错过冷冻酸奶冰淇淋 And this is not worth missing frozen yogurt for.
现在就去 Let's go.
-我有一个好消息 -我知道 -I heard the great news. -I know!
特伦特刚在超级任天堂拿到了"游戏天才"的称号 Trent just got the "Game genie" For super nintendo.
我们要在《功夫鲨鱼》里用这个 We're using it with "Shaq fu."
你输入一个编码 他不是投空的 You type in a code, and instead of him throwing wind,
而是投篮球球衣 He throws basketball jerseys.
也很糟糕 但是是不一样的糟糕 It's still terrible, but a different kind of terrible.
不 好消息是秋季舞会要来了 No. The great news about the fall ball!
等等 什么 Wait, what?
你才不会关心我的校园活动 You don't care about my school activities.
我给流浪汉做的蔬菜园 Where was this when I needed help
需要帮助的时候你在哪 On my vegetable garden for the homeless?
那些是流浪瓜 Those were hobo melons.
舞会不一样 舞会才真正重要 This is different. This actually matters.
所以你们都会去的 是吧 So you're all going, right?
-是 我们打算随便混一混过去 -一定会 Yeah, we were gonna roll through. Sure.
-听起来不错 -听起来不错 -Sounds good. -Sounds good.
别学我 戴夫 Stop copying me, dave.
"滚过去" "Roll through"?
我来美国不是为了让我的儿子 I didn't come to this country for my son to --
你知道吗 让我冷静下 You know what? I'll take a beat.
淡定 爸爸 不过是场舞会 Take it easy, dad. It's just a dance.
又不是什么大事 It's not a big deal.
是一件大事好吗 It is a big deal.
这是成人礼的时刻 This is a coming-of-age moment.
你需要考虑你要穿什么 You need to think about what you're gonna wear,
你要说什么 What you're gonna say,
你要怎么与姑娘们慢舞 How you're gonna slow dance with girls.
慢舞 我们会这个 Slow dance? We got that covered.
我们一直都在收看MTV的《扭动》 We've been watching "The grind" On mtv.
我们正在练一个标志性的动作 We're working on a signature move.
噢 嗯 看 那很好啊 Oh, well, see, that's great.
我还以为你们都不上心呢 I thought you guys weren't taking it seriously.
跳给我看看 Show me what you got.
-好的 -当然 -cool. -sure.
没问题 没问题 No problem. No problem.
戴夫 你再学我 揍你哦 Dave, you do that again, and you're gonna get a punch.
放歌吧 沃尔特 Hit it, walter.
#炸药先生# # mr. Boombastic #
#你想要的是一个# # what you want is some boombastic #
#浪漫迷人的爱人# # romantic fantastic lover #
#帅# # shaggy #
#她叫我牛仔# # she call me mr. Boombastic #
#说我有种调调# # say me fantastic #
#轻抚我的背，她说我是浪漫先生# # touch me on me back, she says I'm mr. Ro... #
#浪漫先生# # mantic, call me fantastic #
#轻抚我的背 她说我是浪漫先生# # touch me on me back, she says I'm mr. Ro... #
帅 Shaggy!
#爽# # ...smooth #
#轻抚我的背，她说我是浪漫先生# # fantastic, touch me on me back, she says I'm mr. Ro... #
#爽# # smoo-- #
你们要是这样 没有女生会愿意跟你们跳舞的 No girl is gonna want to dance with you if you're doing that.
她们会想要的 Yeah, they will.
因为我们会把她们旋转进我们的轨道 'cause we're gonna gyrate them into our orbit.
我不知道我这是怎么了 但我挺喜欢的 I don't know where I'm going, but I like it!
哦 不 Uh, nope.
我觉得我要后退一步问一下 I think we're gonna need to take a step back here.
你们中有谁真正碰过一个女孩 Have any of you ever had physical contact with a girl?
我有 凯西 Yeah. Kathy.
你两个月大的表妹不能算 Your 2-month-old cousin doesn't count.
-我喂她豆子吃呢 -那么你打算怎么办 I fed her some peas. So, what you're gonna do?
去舞会上喂那些女生们吃豆子吗 You're gonna go to the dance and feed girls peas?
我听说艾莉森对豆子过敏 I heard alison is allergic to peas.
艾莉森是哪个 Who's alison?
埃迪的心上人 A girl eddie likes.
她把不玩的电子游戏寄到非洲去 She sends her used pogs to africa.
她很厉害 She's classy.
太好了 那真棒 Oh, great. That's perfect.
所以 我假设艾莉森会去舞会 So, I assume alison will be at the dance.
这么有魅力的姑娘 And a classy girl like that
会想让你把她迷倒的 Is going to want you to sweep her off her feet.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
惊喜舞步 The surprise dip.
我爹教我的 My father taught me this.
他教的是武术 但是我改进了一下 He meant it as a fighting move, but I repurposed it.
哇 那可真酷 Whoa. That's pretty cool.
你还有什么大招啊 路易斯 What else can you show us, louis?
黄先生 Mr. Huang.
嗯哼 Hmm.
我的招可多了 I can show you guys a lot.
如果你们听我的 Now, if you listen to me,
我保证你们能在舞会上闪亮登场 I promise you'll have a great fall ball.
帅 Shaggy!
拜托别这么做 Please stop that.
所以 我要助攻埃迪和他的朋友们 So, I am gonna help eddie and his friends
在舞会上闪亮登场 Have a great fall ball.
我们得谈谈你妈妈的事 We need to talk about your mother.
哦我知道 可怜的查尔斯 Oh, I know. Poor charles.
我还是不能相信他已经去世 I still can't believe he died.
什么 你也知道查尔斯这个人 What? You knew about charles, too?
是啊 他和我妈经常在餐厅吃饭 Yeah, he and ma ate at the restaurant all the time.
我在沙拉台上放个喷嚏金钟罩就是因为他 He was the reason I put a sneeze guard on the salad bar.
阿秋 Achoo!
好吧 你知道他给你妈妈留了钱吗 Well, did you know that he left your mother some money?
不知道 不过听起来像是查尔斯会做的事 No, but that sounds like charles.
他十分慷慨大方 He was very generous.
有次米奇给他端了碗汤 他就给了20刀小费 He once tipped mitch $20 on a soup.
米奇跑到商店 Mitch ran to the store
买了一大堆糖果 And brought back a jackson's worth of candy.
那晚真棒 What a night that was.
-我们都嗨飞天了 -路易斯 We were flying, boy! Louis.
你知道她肯定会把所有的钱 You know she's just gonna put all that money
都藏在床垫下 Under her mattress.
与此相反 她应该跟我一起投资房产 Instead, she should invest it with me on a house to flip.
移民潮会使房价上涨的 A great colonial just came on the market.
好主意 That's a good idea.
太棒了 你替我问问她 Great. So you'll ask her for me.
你知道如果我问了是什么下场 Well, you know what will happen if I do that.
她会问我为什么你不直接问她 She'll just ask me why you didn't ask her
你俩之间的隔阂会加剧 And the gulf between you will grow.
哦 我不能问她 Oh, I can't ask her.
我们的关系那么僵 We have such a chilly relationship.
也不一定要闹成这样 Well, that doesn't have to be the case.
多陪陪她 温暖她的心 Spend some time with her, warm her up.
等时机正确的时候 就问问她 And when the time is right, ask her.
你认为现在合适干那个吗 Do you think the time was right for that?
在下不敢 I do not.
到1200美元 Up to $1,200.
嗨 老妈 Hi, mom.
你在看什么 What are you watching?
幸运大转轮 "Wheel."
我在想 So, I was thinking,
你今天中午想出去吃吗 Would you like to go out for lunch today?
我请客 My treat.
我很忙
好的 Right.
那要不午饭后我们再干点别的事 Okay, well, what about we do something after lunch?
我整天都忙
哇哦 突然间你好忙哦 Wow, so busy all of a sudden.
这些不是你想找的机器人 These aren't the droids you're looking for.
什么 What?
噢 Oh.
好吧 反正我没事干 Well, I have nothing going on.
你介意我陪着你度过这忙碌的一天吗 Mind if I tag along with you on your busy day?
我想要辆新捷达 I want a new jetta.
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确定没有人在看
你要从喷泉里拿硬币吗 You take coins out of the fountain?
做你的事吧 我的手伸不远
最好的硬币都是在中间
让我先把这些忙着交配的蚊子赶走 Let me just push away these mosquitos having sex,
我再把胳膊伸进去 And I'll stick my arm in.
啊 Ah.
说到找东西 Speaking of a good find,
市场上刚好有个房子 There's this house that just went on the market.
如果你把继承的钱投进去 If you invested your inheritance with me,
我保证你翻番 I could double your money.
如果问我在约翰·休斯电影中学到了什么东西 Okay, so if I have one takeaway from john hughes movies,
穿得自信才是最重要的 It's that dressing confidently matters.
赐予我知识吧 老爸 Drop some knowledge on me, dad.
我想成为舞会上的男神 I want to look fly at the dance.
穿上你喜欢的衣服给我看看 Show me what you feel best in.
为什么穿这个 Why?
为什么这么穿让你感觉自信 Why does this make you feel confident?
因为这是休闲与高端的完美组合 Because it's the perfect mix of class and street.
有点艾莉森的风格 Kind of like alison.
懂了 我喜欢这件 I get it now, and I love it.
真的吗 You do?
假的 但是如果你穿着觉得自信 No, but if you're confident in it,
我也会对你有信心 Then I feel confident in you.
我是说 看看《红粉佳人》里的什泰夫和布兰 I mean, look at steff and blane in "Pretty in pink".
他们穿着夹克 卷着袖子 They wore blazers with rolled-up sleeves
像个女相声演员一样 可他们很受欢迎 Like female stand-up comics, and they were the popular kids.
我不知道这些人 不过也谢啦 I don't know who that is, but thanks.
那么 你的衣服可以了 Okay, so your walls are good.
发型还是要弄一下 Now we need to work on your roof.
巴克 这屌爆了 Buck, this is sick.
#耶# # yeah #
我觉得它的意思不是你理解的那样的 I don't think that means what you think it means.
我能理解 因为我就是人见人爱的钱 Yeah, it does. 'cause I'm money.
就像我说的 你自信 我就对你有信心 Hey, like I said, if you feel good, I feel good.
好的 路易斯 五个人吗 Okay, lou, so five cuts?
不 只有我儿子一个 Uh, no, just for my boy.
可我已经弄了个杀马特发型了 But I got frosted tips.
好吧 巴克 我帮他们付了 All right, buck, what's the damage for the tips?
你要心疼你的钱包了 You're not gonna like it.
他可是要求用顶级锡纸 He asked for the premium tinfoil.
怎么都打扮成这样了 You must have a huge pair of rocks
你们是要去参加摇滚演唱会吗 To show up looking like that.
我要提前去舞会准备食物了 Okay, I've got to head to the dance early to set up food.
待会沃尔特的爸爸会载你们过去 So walter's dad, walter sr., will be giving you all a ride.
嘿 和你说几句话 Hey, you got a sec?
儿子 我要和你说一件很严肃的事 Son, I want to talk to you about something serious.
晚上的气氛将会很火热 Things could get heated tonight.
你会和你的玩得很疯 迷失了自我 You're having fun with your girl, lost in the moment,
你不会想要停下来去思考安全问题 You won't want to stop to think about protection.
什么 What?!
拿上这个 时机到来之时 Take this with you, and in the moment,
一定一定要作出明智的决定 记得用上它 Please, please make the smart choice and use it.
就是止汗露 好东西 That's mitchum. That's the good stuff.
别担心 爸爸 我搞得定 Don't worry, dad. I got it covered.
我们都喷了一整瓶马球香水 We all went in on a bottle of polo cologne.
恩 Hmm.
算了一下 我们每个人喷三下 We did the math. We get three sprays each.
这里要喷 屁屁和沟沟 Check it -- two cheeks and a valley.
埃迪 我为你感到兴奋 Eddie, I'm so excited for you.
现在就是舞会之前的关键时刻了 These are the critical hours leading up to the big dance.
在《红粉佳人》中就是安迪准备裙子的时候 In the movie, this is when andie assembled her own dress.
是的 Right.
我也很兴奋 Well, I'm excited, too.
这是我第一次在校外见艾莉森 This is the first time I'm gonna see alison outside of school.
看到她后你准备做什么 What's your plan when you see her?
还不知道 I don't know.
我想 我们会靠着墙 然后看看做些什么 Figure we'll lean up against a wall and see what's what.
不 别这样 舞会就是展现勇气的时候 No, come on. Dances are the time to be bold.
看到她 就去和她说话 When you see her, talk to her.
好吧 Okay.
我想 我会说 “你好” I'll guess I'll be like, "Greetings."
你应该表现的很喜欢她 No, you need to show her you like her.
你有练习我教你的舞步吗 Have you been practicing those dance moves I taught you?
有吧 Well, I think so.
有吧 还是有 You think so, or you know so?
我有练习... Well, I have been --
因为现在就亮相时刻 Because this is game time.
秋季舞会一季就一次 The fall ball is a seasons-based dance.
你错过这次 You miss this chance,
就要等到明年了 A whole year goes by before you get another.
谁知道她明年在哪 And who knows where she'll be next year?
-也许明天她会死掉 -什么 -She could be dead. What?
是啊 都很难说的 也许我也会死掉 I don't know. I mean, I could be dead, too.
-什么 -任何时间都有人死掉 -What?! Just -- anyone could die at any time.
我是说 很有道理啊 I mean, yeah?
对嘛 Good.
今天晚上尽情享受 Now you have fun out there tonight.
记住 再过几个小时 你的整个世界都会改变 But remember, in a couple hours, your whole world will change.
老板 你上次的公告 Hey, boss, you never quite finished
还没说完就跑了 That announcement the other day.
是啊 我妈妈指望我发工资 Yeah, 'cause my mom counts on my paycheck
给她交表演课学费呢 For her acting classes,
所以我要知道是怎么回事 So I need to know what's going on.
好的 Right.
额 这件事将会对你们有深刻影响 Uh, well, it's something that's gonna affect you profoundly.
马球香水味 他们来了 Polo. They're here.
我想看看他第一次走进来的样子 Uh, I want to see what it looks like when he first walks in.
我喜欢你对准门口的镜头感 Oh, I love how you framed the doorway.
约翰·休斯也会很欣赏你的 John hughes would approve.
是吗 Great.
非主流 埃迪呢 Tips, where's eddie?
噢 他说他不来了 Oh, he said he wasn't coming.
你不会相信我婆婆做了什么 You won't believe what my mother-in-law just did!
你在这里干嘛 What are you doing here?
她在帮我算我重新装修 Well, she's helping me figure out exactly how much
花了多少费用 I spent on my remodel.
她人很好 都免费帮我做 She's so nice. She offered to do it for free.
我很高兴你留下那个马的画
恩 Ooh.
好吧 如果她真有这么好的话 Well, if she's so nice,
那你怎么不帮我问问她为什么对我就这么冷淡 Why don't you ask her why she's so cold to me?
好呀 Okay.
但是我不会说中文呀 I can't speak chinese.
她刚刚和我说了什么 What is she saying to me?
她要你来告诉我自己去照照镜子 She is telling you to tell me to look in the mirror
因为她觉得我才是那个冷漠的人 Because she says I am the cold one.
噢 哇 婆媳大战开始了 Oh, wow. This is getting real.
从我嫁给路易斯以后
你让我觉得我永远不够好
我不是说你不够好
那你就是你认为自己是千金小姐
千金小姐
千金小姐会买衣服给你
喂你 给你个地方住吗
那是你应该做的事啊
那是我应该做的事
哈妮 你妈妈住在哪里 Honey, where does your mother live?
埃尔帕索 El paso?
我不太确定 I'm not sure.
她经常为了帮她的猫买类固醇的药 She goes back and forth to mexico a lot
在墨西哥那片来回走动 To buy steroids for her cat.
不要跟白人比 他们是最残忍的
那你啊 你就是要做什么就做什么
你比别人都不管
坦白地说 你要跟我
就是因为我有钱
你对我 和对我的生活 都没有兴趣
你怎么哭了 Why are you crying?
我把我妈妈弄丢了 Where is my mother?
埃迪 你为什么不去参加舞会 Eddie, why aren't you at the dance?
我改主意了 Changed my mind.
难道是因为我说了关于艾莉森也许会死的事情吗 Is this because of the thing I said about alison dying?
听着 那只是假设 Look, it's very unlikely she's gonna die.
我们都知道 她还很年轻也很健康 As far as we know, she's young and healthy --
老爸 不是这个啦 Dad, it's not that.
好吧 那是因为什么 Well, then what?
你和说我的整个世界将会发生巨大的改变 You told me my whole world was gonna change.
我的意思是一切都会变得越来越好的 I was saying it could change for the better.
但是万一事情都往糟糕的方向发展呢 But what if it changes for the worse?
你是在害怕艾莉森不会喜欢你对吗 Are you afraid alison won't like you?
我曾经也为妮可动过心 I already had my heart jacked once by nicole,
可是结果却很糟 And it sucked.
没错 的确很糟 Yeah, that did suck.
而且你也没说错 艾莉森也许不喜欢你 And you're right -- alison might not like you.
但是万一她要是喜欢你呢 But what if she does
而正因为你坐在一边观望 所以你永远也不会知道她的真心 And you never find out because you're sitting on the sidelines?
就好像是大鲨鱼在他的励志自传里写的 It's like shaq says in his motivational book,
“大鲨鱼哲理” "Shaq-isms" --
如果你选择不去投球 那你百分之百是不会进的 "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
但就算他去投球也只有百分之五十的成功率啊 But he only makes 50% of the shots he does.
对不起了 老爸 我担不起这样的风险 I'm sorry, dad. I don't like those odds.
好吧 如果你真的不想参加这个舞会 那也不必去 Well, if you don't want to go to the dance, you don't have to.
我只是很羡慕你有这样的机会 I'm just happy you have a choice.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
我从来没有参加过舞会 I never got to go to a dance.
没有过这样的机会 Never had the opportunity.
只有对电影里舞会情节满心的憧憬 All I had was a movie.
我记错了 I was wrong.
大鲨鱼的命中率是百分之五十八 Shaq makes 58% of his shots,
也就是说我成功的可能性更高 Which means I have a better chance to make than miss.
我们一起去舞会吧 Let's go to that dance.
#舞动起来# # alive and kicking #
#等你的爱人来了# # stay until your love is #
#大家一起舞动起来# # alive and kicking #
#等你的爱人来了# # stay until your love is #
#我们一起舞动起来# # until your love is alive #
确实比电影好看多了 That was better than a movie.
好小子 There he go.
你好呀 可以和我一起跳舞吗 Greetings. Want to dance?
随时都行 About time you asked me.
别担心 每年舞会都是这样的 Don't worry. This happens at every dance.
我们把这叫做群魔乱舞池 It's called a "Moosh" Pit.
男孩遇见女孩 男孩爱上女孩 Boy meets girl, boy falls in love,
女孩推开男孩 Girl elbows boy in the ribs.
帅 Shaggy!
可以帮你捞到最中间的硬币 "To help you reach those coins in the middle."
谢谢你
我去捡硬币的时候 这个机械臂会很有用
也能帮我挠埃文
奶奶 别闹了 Grandma, stop it!
不 不 不要 还是继续闹吧 No, no. No, don't stop it!
我想把钱借给你
我不需要你借钱给我 I don't want your loan.
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我想要你当我的合伙人 五五分账 I want you to be partners with me, 50/50.
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噢 Oh.
那好啊
那就把查尔斯留给我的钱全部拿去用
七千块
七千美金 只有这么点儿 $7,000?! That's it?!
这把钱能买一个小镇
但是这远远不够我们买座房子啊 We need a lot more than that to buy a house.
你知道谁有钱吗
谢谢你 哈妮 Thank you, honey.
当然 当然 当然 当然 Of course, of course, of course, of course!
要抱抱 Come here!
和你们一起当合伙人我真的好激动啊 I'm so excited we're gonna be partners!
噢 Ooh.
现在就提议每个房间都挂上马的壁画会不会操之过急了 Is it too soon to suggest a horse mural in every room?
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
好吧 Okay.
#情人先生的情人# # mr. Lover lover #
#女孩啊 情人先生的情人# # girl, mr. Lover lover #
#嗯嗯 情人先生的情人# # mm, mr. Lover lover #
#她叫我 炸药先生# # she call me mr. Boombastic #
#说我可以把人炸得飞起# # say me fantastic #
#她靠着我的后背 说我浪漫先生# # touch me on me back, she says I'm mr. Ro... #
#还给我取名叫梦幻机器# # mantic, call me fantastic #
#她靠着我的后背 又说我是体贴的 # touch me on me back, she says I'm mr. Ro... #
#爽# # smooth #
#和丝绸一样细化 柔软地让人想要扑进去 # just like silk, soft and cuddly #
#把我像个被子一样抱起来走# # hug me up like a quilt #
#我是一个多情的爱人# # I'm a lyrical lover #
#不要告诉我你没有反应# # no take me for no filth with my sexual physique #
#你知道我对这方面很熟悉# # jah know me well built #
#噢 我 噢 我的# # oh, me, oh, my #
#好吧 好吧 你能不能告诉我你喜欢# # well, well, can't you tell I'm just like... #